gingerpxnd:

“Sorry, did you say tha’ you wanted my teeth?”

_{❝ No, ma’am. You must have
overheard the actual words. ❞}

 _{❝ ……………………… ❞}

_{❝However, if you are
willing to give me
your teeth —hmph. ❞}

monstertheyfeared:

❅ —— ❝Yes. This castle. — I am the queen.❞

_{❝ Bitter queen, nonetheless. ❞}

monstertheyfeared:

❅ —— ❝If what you say is true… then why are you here?❞

                  _{❝ My wanders ❞}

           _{❝ Owner of t h i s property ? ❞
❝ ——–In which position do you happen to be ? ❞}

frigidum:

        _{He groaned in exasperation and ran a hand through his hair. Maybe he was spending too much time with North. Once he’d taught him how to bake cookies, the boy was completely enthralled.}

            _{“—if you know what you’re doing.”}

_{All that dragged out of full lips was fearlight chuckle
along with roll of eyes. This situation was rather interesting
to be part of, not to mention Tooth had no idea how to bake.
                        But admit it, ha, never !}

                                        _{❝ Sure. ❞
                  ❝ I am a champion, remember ? ❞
                ❝ Hey, you want to have the first bite ? ❞}

frigidum:

    _{❝Tooth, baking is serious business!❞}

_{❝ Jack, boy. You have an idea what serious business is. ❞
                              ❝ A childbirth. ❞
                       ❝ Baking is easy peasy ! ❞}

frigidum:

          _{⊰❄⊱ ❝Can you check the timer and make sure nothing’s burnt?❞}

_{❝ Oh boy, breaathe. ❞
❝ Look ! It is going p e r f e c t l y fine ! ❞}

monstertheyfeared:

❅ —— ❝You are on my property without permission. Is that reason not enough to  s p e a r  you to the wall?❞

_{❝ Miss, your tongue owns rather ……fierce words. ❞
            ❝ I mean n o harm, unlike you. ❞}

                              _{❝ Aaaand your reason for cruel
                                 treatment before reconsidering
                                 other ways ? Pardon me, If you
                                 d i d think of other manners. ❞}

actuallyitseugene:

“Who would suspect me of such a thing?”

      “I’d like to call it more.. permanently borrowing.”

_{❝ What shall happen if
    I say negative answer ? 
    Boy, do not make me
    call the law, I beg of you. ❞}

actuallyitseugene:

“Well, you’re talking to the wrong guy.”

          “Unless you’re willing to give your wallet for it.”

          _{❝ Is this happen to be some kind of a robbery ? ❞}